Johnny 2X4

        Johnny 2X4
        This here's the tale of Johnny 2X4.
        Word on the schoolyard was he was a bore.
        This here's the tale of Johnny 2X4
        And his good old pally named Plank.

        Now Plank done said to Johnny 2X4
        "why don't you stick up for yourself more?"
        Now Plank done said to Johnny 2X4
        "I'll teach you how to fight"

        "now Plank" said Johnny, "I don't think the kids are very mean to me.
        They laugh and joke but it's all fun and games as far as I can see.
        They call me names but it's okay cos I'm a bigger man than that.
        They all mean well and I can tell cos I am sharper than a cat.

        Well, Plank said "you're mine, bitch. You don't call the shots, I do.
        If you're not going to listen then I guess I'll have to force you to.
        You look a lil scared and I guess that you forgot,
        I'm rooted in your brain, whether you like it or not."

        "I'm your thoughts and your fears. I am you, Johnny-boy."

        Well, Johnny tried to fight out plank for rightful rule of his bad brain.
        For days, he fought the evil thoughts,a level head he must maintain.
        Johnny neared victory fast. the respite eased his pain,
        But Plank was vicious and struck him hard. Johnny's fight was lost in vain.


        Well, that was the tale of Johnny 2X4.
        Trapped in a brain that wasn't his no more.
        Plank had told Johnny 2X4
        To up and kill them all.