A Yank, a Rusky, and a Chinaman walk into a bar

I told you they'd come back. They don't know it, though.

What happens if they meet? bad things, most likely.
least' it's in English this time.

And yet, the English one is the more complicated. I'm no Latin scholar so maybe I shouldn't be speaking. It's just what I observe. Furthermore, who teaches these things Latin anyway? Do they teach themselves. What a terrifying thought. One being on a level of evolving intellect. We really should try to cap that, no? And what happens if they meet?